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1 Title Card
2 Whaddya mean this isn't a piano?
3 I Can See It's A Cat...But Where's The Soy Sauce?
4 I think I'll order the cat of the day
5 I use it for scanning hi-frequency interplanetary modulations...
6 Hey, How Come My Bowtie Doesn't Spin?
7 I think I'll take a little catting practice
8 What do you mean, "Willie is the fairest of them all?"
9 Hey, I'm supposed to be the one with the silly hair.
10 Hi, Honey, I'm home.
11 You're Right! TV Is A Lot Better When It's Plugged In!
12 Smile When you Call Me Repulsive!
13 Now smile and say "cheese cat!"
14 Don't Look Now, But There's An Alien Behind The Couch
15 Don't come in yet. The kitchen needs a second coat of spaghetti sauce
16 Cheer up. We'll stop falling off the couch eventually
17 Wash the laundry? I thought you said toss the laundry!
18 Would you buy a used car from this family?
19 Are we having fun yet?
20 Alf, you can't dry dishes by putting them in the toaster
21 My Earth family doesn't understand me, Doctor.
22 Tastes a lot like Calicoquille-St. Jacques
23 I told you, I didn't eat Lucky. Do you see a tail down there?
24 TV dinner? Isn't the picture tube a little tough to get down?
25 Siamese On Rye, Stella. Tuck In The Tail
26 Hi there. Do you come here often?
27 Who needs a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. I've got a refrigerator
28 I'm Taking This To Remember You By!
29 Operator I'd Like To Place A Collect Call To The Man In The Moon
30 I wonder if I can deduct flea powder as a business expense?
31 Get My Lawyer! Nobody Calls Me A Litterbug
32 C'mon, let's build something fun...like a blonde.
33 This Isn't Your Shirt, Willie. I Borrowed It From A Neighbor's Clothesline
34 What a shame. Nothing left to eat...
35 Who ordered the grilled brocolli and tuna-flavored soda
36 I'm A Melmac Doodle Dandy!
37 Alf, do you ever stop eating?
38 So The Cat's Missing. Why Is Everybody Looking At Me?
39 Siamese & mayo. Oh! I thought you said Cico de Mayo.
40 Whaddya mean you're trying to get cable? There's tons of it lyin' around.
41 I Wanted A New Car For My Birthyday...But This Is Ridiculous!
42 I Don't Mind If You Go Steady. Just Not With Each Other!
43 Want some anchovies?...No, but I'll eat the can!
44 Hey, did you stop using hair spray and switch to Jell-O?
45 O.K. Who's The Wise Guy Who Made Off With My Persian On Rye?
46 I Can't See The Future, But I Am Getting A Rerun Of "Different Strokes"
47 Checklist CL
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